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1523Y00F04ruby15Y00J1Y00C2NMailing List 2
1218Y00F04ruby12Y00C3NJude of Panda
0824Y00F05prime08Y00J0Y00C1N
0801NThe following is the latest news on my mailing list... edited a little bit!
0801NIf you have email and want to get on any future mail outs of mine then email
0801Nme at: judeobscure@goecities.com
0806Y00C2N
0806Y00J1N--
0821Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0N
0806Y00C3NANOTHER NEW MAIL OUT (that's 2 now) inspired by The Flea and his sort:
0801N
0801NBefore we have some new news lets browse breifly at a few of the responses
0801Nthat the last mail out prompted....
0801N
0801NThe Red Dwarf film scandal prompted much posturing. Chris, aged 12 from
0801NSwansea North comments:
0801N
0806Y00C5N"Anyway as far as the RD film goes, I think that Little Richard would be
0801Nbetter as cat. King Creole [sic] might be reasonable for the new series (as
0801Nthe last series was crap), but I wouldn't trust the Thorazine to keep him
0801Nstable on set for the big movie. Alan Alda would probably be second to either
0801NAl Pacino or perhaps Kurt Russel, depending on whether you were going for a
0801Nbig action movie, or a moving cinema event. Perhaps we could have Dennis
0801NRodman as the cat? Interesting. All these possibilities. I think that James
0801NEarl Jones should be the voice of Kryten. "So we meet again, old Rimmer..."
0801NOr: "This will be a curry long remembered." Well... The Micro Chips ARE up.
0801NBye."
0806Y00C3N
0801NThe other story also attracted much attention, a particular favourite of mine
0801Nbeing from Jo Soddomy from near here. First let me recap the story and then
0801Nlets enjoy Jo's quick witted, quip filled response:
0806Y00C6N
0801N> The Micro Chips Are Up!
0801N>
0801N> Fenton Hardy of Little Boulder Kansas was so keen on computers that for a
0801N> joke he shoved the side of a IBM motherboard up his own rectum-hole. But
0801N> the joke went sour when Fenton's arse turned gammy and sceptic and Doctor's
0801N> told him that he may have "dislodged" his larger intestine!
0801N>
0801N> THATS ALL FOR NOW BUT I'LL KEEP THIS REGULAR SO ENJOY.
0806Y00C5N
0801N"doesnt sound like fenton will keep anything regular for quite some time!
0801Ngook"
0806Y00C3N
0801N[this is now Jude again] What a fine response.
0801N
0801Nand now a new true story.
0801N
0801N
1223Y00F04ruby12Y00J1Y00C2NThe Good Old Boys
0821Y00F07pcclone08Y00J0N
0806Y00C3NPensioners in Bournemouth are so bored that they've devised a new form of
0801Nentertainment that also gives them a supplimentry benefit on top of thir
0801Nhearty pension. Bob Soames (72) and Charlie Pastie (age withheld) have gone
0801Non the game to amuse and arose their fellow pensioners. The 2 rent o.a.p.s
0801Ncharge 2 bob a time, often recieving a (finger) tip on top of it. Charlie
0801Ncomments, "It's good honest work like the sort you don't see nowadays what
0801Nwith all this television and Shane Ritchie and the like. Me and Bob got our
0801Nfront room done up nice for the punters with a few old horse brasses given a
0801Npolish and it does look lovely with the stags head as well." Bob, who lost
0801Nhis leg in the second world war when it was blown off due to freak weather is
0801Nthe most popular of the 2 men for his novelty amputie value: "sometimes the
0801Nyoung men in their 20s and 30s ask me to wear my medals when I'm being
0801Nbuggered, but that would be disrespectful to the honour of the Queen and
0801Ncountry and I might get them soiled."
0801N
0811Y00C5Y00S4NWELL NOW YOU KNOW THAT WE'VE REACHED THE CAPITAL LETTERS AND THATS YOUR LOT.
0811Y00S0Y00C3NSo sorry. If you have a story to solicit then don't hesitate.
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